Goose, Goose, Duck!

If it’s a good for the Michigoose, it’s good for the Michigander.

Rumor has it that ownership will also be charging season ticket holders extra to sit in the cutting-edge Caesarean Section.

Praise god that was a brilliant goal! Baroka ta adonai!

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

“They laughed at me for my obsession with pie and trivia....but it was my life’s calling. My pursuit.” - Herbert Trivial

stolen from @WhatHeLooksLike: Bartolo Colon looks like a Bartolo Colon bobblehead

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.