Wait! He’s not making the Tucker face, this is a different face!

I love Splinter News. You do great work and make me laugh about things that should be making me cry, but seriously you need an editor, or more editors maybe.

Remind me again how the Republican Party is crumbling? They control literally every level of government. White House✔, Senate✔, House✔, Supreme Court✔, 70% of Governors Mansions✔, 65% of state legislatures✔. We are losing not winning, however much enjoyment we might get from dunking on them in snarky Splinter News…

I wonder if that CNN chyron has anything to do with why she was released from her contract? He was so sweet and kind while cheating on his wife. 

It’s a screen grab of Tucker where is ISN’T making the Tucker face! I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

Just to be clear, because his speech pattern is so nonsensical it’s hard to know what he’s saying. He was right and Trudeau was wrong..or lying. I mean at the beginning of the exchange?

May want to invest in new mic flags Deadspin, that one looked like it has been through the wars.

If the left thinks their going to win this argument in the short term with some nuanced economic argument they’re out of their minds. Republicans just need 5 or 10 headlines like this one and they win the argument whether their tax law has actually done any good or not. Humana, Apple, Verizon the list is growing which…

Most of the people he is interacting with everyday are playing chess and he’s playing tic-tac-toe, but with one box instead of nine, and he always gets the first turn, and he still loses most of the time. 

Do you think Tucker had plastic surgery have his brow locked permanently into a furrow?

The Jets are dead to me until they go back to their old unis.

Donald Trump successfully hijacked and made a farce of the American political system using a Twitter account and a second hand 757.

Both Rose and Smiley had shows on PBS which were produced entirely by their own production companies so they were outside of the corporate structure and as a result wielded a lot of power and could get away with more.

He went off the rails once the “Funky Bunch” wasn’t there to keep him in check.

I just don’t get it. Walked out early.

No mention of the fact that the entertainment included Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt - Gary Cherone and Pat Badger were nowhere to be found.

The Winnipeg Jets are dead to me until they go back to their old unis.

So everything is okay now right?

Can someone clarify for me is there is a directive from Deadspin/Gizmodo leadership regarding the use of the term “dick and balls” in a headline? Is your salary docked if it doesn’t appear at least twice a week?

James O’Keefe is in the Tucker Carlson and Paul Ryan pantheon of punchable faces, but humor me for a second, why is this video meaningless? Because he may have edited it? Because the employees in question are not “senior”? Presumably they will be someday, and they could take whatever bias is being claimed with them…