Pretty fucking thick. "Oh yeah, we've released the entire Final Fantasy series many times over to massive sales in NA, the most popular SNES games of all time were JRPGs like Chrono Trigger, FF6, Fire Emblem, and Earthbound, the PS1 took off in the United States almost solely due to Final Fantasy 7, and became a…

My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.

I don't know, those early Sonic Boom designs really had something to them...

Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

Didn't you mean "for posteriors' sake"?

I actually broke in by being in the right place at the right time and giving a short story portfolio of all things. Your best bet right now, I think, is look for indie/Kickstarter projects that need more people on board. The company I'm contracted with right now were specifically looking for a writer, but if you get…

Either 1) Become a solid artist/designer/programmer or 2) Get really freaking lucky. Honestly, even Tom Bissell, a VERY accomplished, talented and knowlegable writer had the hardest of times getting a job, and even then it was essentially only because he happened to be around and know the people hiring when they…

1) Play video games.
2) Write what you know.
3) Get a father who's famous.

Kotaku is not just a website, I like to think of it as a second family of sorts. Here, I will be everyones wise commentor dad who says shiggy diggy and zip zop zoobity bop.