Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

but by mocking Al Gore by having him get hysterical about a half-man half-pig half-bear creature that appears to be imaginary, there was the undeniable implication that global warming wasn’t real.

I always think of this guy as Max’s boyfriend from that one arc of Happy Endings.

Due to Univision’s aggressive cost and content-cutting, we will now only be getting Lodge 24.5 recaps.

Salt, pepper, and oil do not count. You need them to make EVERYTHING and if you have to make a trip to the store for any of these three ingredients, I guarantee no one is fucking you.

#1) The Novelization of the Film Spiderman 2

Actually thought the three punks got off easy. Maybe because payback came so soon instead of simmering. But hats off to Jimmy for using the situation to his advantage (forcing the punks to spread the word that Jimmy is not one to be messed with).  But still, Jimmy should have at least gotten his money back. 

Sacha Baron Cohen can just drag the lawsuit on for 18 years and Roy Moore will naturally lose interest.

I am. Fuck alternative medicine. Fuck Dr. Oz. Fuck Gwenyth Paltrow and double fuck Alex Jones, and sideways triple fuck David Wolfe. Fuck Oprah while we’re at it. Fuck anti-vaxxers and fuck those shitty copper bracelets. Fuck magnetic soles for straightening your chi. Fuck fruit cleanses and hot sauce detoxes. Extra…

And now, Maya Angelou, for Froot Loops..

I refuse to believe anything other than her and nacho running away together to breed mastiffs.

Suspending Ureña isn’t enough for something this egregious. Baseball should really come down hard on the Marlins for this - for punishment they should put someone like Derek Jeter in charge of the team.

The cast is full of pretty people, including a rich hunk whose name is actually “Wirth” (it’s pronounced how you’d expect).

I’m now picturing a server saying “What’s it going to take to get this burger in your mouth?”

Very few shows can utilize a slow burn and minimalist approach as well as this show can. The opening is just pure tension. We become Jimmy and enter into that dark realm of the paranoid for a few minutes that drag longer than they feel and in the best way possible. That was incredibly well done.

So glad to have this show—and these reviews—back for another tense and heartbreaking season of one of my favorite shows on television.

Worth noting that this episode did something no one’s ever even tried before, which is to give us an hour of Bob Odenkirk without any of his usual charisma or charm. He’s grown so much…

 Bitterness towards the Mets? I am shocked. 

I think we can both agree these are all terrible movies...

World's Greatest Dad is a work of genius.

Also a few notes: 1. Beans, aka frijoles, are likewise sacred. You can cook them with fresh red pods or add green chile. Although Abuelita’s orthodoxy permitted neither. Beans were made separate from the chile. However, for special occasions she would chuck a porkchop bone or two to the red. When dinner was ready,…