Well— she was a total tease in Little Miss Sunshine so.......

We do know what the PLO did. We know What Hamas did. WE know what Hezbollah did. We know over and over. Palestianians didn’t make war against the British under their protectorate, did they? 

AV- at this point just stop trying to write articles and stick to listicles. You’re embarrassing yourself. Your girth exceeds your depth. And neither is impressive.

Ok. go kill yourself. You illiterate fuck nugget. Have fun being the buzzkill in every situation you ever have. You can’t read a common trope and roll with it? No— you need to be the humorless lesbian with her hands on her hips saying, Well— Actually!!! And btw— I wasn’t aiming for insouciant wordlines, I was aiming…

I didn’t say that. You’re putting words in my mouth. What I wrote were two separate thoughts. And as a “white” person who speaks Spanish- the episode was still shit.

The fact that Holzauer DID bet big and bold was invigorating. But he is at heart a game theorist and when he says that it’s more important to prevent your competition from getting the daily double edge than it is on your own daily double wager, I believe him. Think of it this way: he found the daily doubles and bet…

I like what he has to say but I hate the way he says it. His stand-up is like a over-caffeinated adderall teen. And... the fact that he’s a fucking liar. I feel very emotional in my truthiness which makes it real.

If you had a choice, under which govt would you rather live? Israel democracy or Hamas theocracy. Where would you rather be, say, a gay person? Which government won’t kill you for leaving it’s official religion?

Bad Bunny, Pedro Mescal, Mick Jagger—- now there’s a formula for some Bi-sexual spiciness but no, let’s speak Spanish, and have THAT be the joke. For every sketch. God, even Update was boring as fuck.

It’s not a colony if they can vote on it every five years. It’s an unincorporated territory.  Wish it would become the 51st state already.

I Love Bad Bunny but this ep was fucking abysmal. Let’s speak Spanish and have THAT be the joke! Over and over. SNL writers are afraid to be dangerous anymore unless it’s at the expense of “white” people. Why the fuck was Mick Jagger even there? Lorne and Mick and all the 80 yr olds need to go fucking golfing and let…

!!!! LOL— I thought it was some conspiracy!! That it intuitively knows what I wanna watch then hides it from me! Like, I’m watching a show— then come back a half hour later and it’s nowhere to be found because Netflix wants me to wade thru all the other stuff.

IKR!! i loved looking at TNG on netflix— no more. No more of most great shows that were terrific in re-runs. 

Sorry-- I looked at my Netflix account. It’s been Nine Years.

Fuck Netflix already. I’ve been a subscriber for over five years. Never dipped in and out— and I’ve never been offered a discount for that. Five years steady payment and at 22.99 per month I’ll be paying DOUBLE from where I started. A 100% increase for the same algorithm nonsense being shoved down my throat. “Because…

What’s strange about this article is what it omits. The reason why Daily Double hunting is so effective. As Chu and Holzauer have expressly said— it isn’t betting and answering the daily doubles correctly that matters so much. It’s the fact that you’ve prevented your competitors from getting them. It’s basic game…

Here’s my long obligatory response to a TaySwif article designed to drive traffic.

I love Bill Maher. I love Howard Stern. Why can’t cis het white liberal dudes love each other like they used to when it was only Alan Alda and Rob Reiner......

Keep my wife’s name OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!

come sit next to me.