Nah if anything democrats need to seriously stop overestimating the power of the entertainment industry.

He must now have ins with a lot of older white women after his couple of shows with Martha Stewart.

It’s many billions of $$$ not millions.

Trump would certainly prefer to be a daughterfucker.

The only past president Trump speaks to on the regular is the drunken, paranoid ghost of Dick Nixon. 

“But— I need that contrived outrage as an excuse to cover for my generally malevolent behavior!”

Man, August’s afterlife must be rough.

He’s not good enough to act like this.  

He’s in Philadelphia talking about practice. 

She’s essentially suggesting that maybe, just maybe, we care about things.

Because they think that when we are literally fighting wars over potable water and arable soil, the bodyguards and police are going to protect them from a mob of starved, diseased humans that will be breaking down their doors out of desperation.

“B-b-b-b-but BOOTSTRAPS!”

Man, digital watches ARE neat tho.

I’ll disagree for argument’s sake.  Trump isn’t a “motherfucker,” more a “wannabe-daughterfucker.”

Any “political” reporter who asks an elected official about this at a time when the government is shut down, we’re officially at war in multiple countries and climate change exists should be fired immediately.

Don’t make him sound appealing to Philly residents.

I can't imagine a Canadian boxing match being anything more than a tickle fight.

Paging Congresswoman Sharice Davids (D-KS)!

The new Congress is extremely good.