Professional football in Ohio is screwy as hell!

Have they had a QB since Bernie Kosar? 

The way that these completely evil sonsofbitches claim that the folks on the side of the angels are motivated by what actually motivates THEM make me insane. How much more can we take?

I think we probably are better off leaving science to the scientists

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.

If it’s protected speech, and they’re proud of it, unblur their faces.

Wait a minute, people still listen to live broadcasts? This is 2018. Hit mute, push play on the podcast. Announcers are useless now.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

In the next day or two, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out Bradford was being a hero, a good guy with a gun chasing the actual gunman. But, you know, he was black, so by definition, not a good guy.

Sorry, House Judiciary Committee, subpoenas are invalid from the outgoing administration since the voters have made clear who they want handling the issue.

Snoop is an actual self-made multimillionaire, thus his self-congratulatory speech is applicable.

“he would give them $100 if they could break par at his golf course”

What a bunch of monarchist claptrap! I for one look forward to when the beasts of the savannah overthrow their lazy, carnivorous overlords.

I see absolutely no point of this movie apart from making money. Like, in The Jungle Book at least Mowgli was live-action, this one is just another animation. That being said, I’d book my ticket today if I could.

“Now let’s go sell some weapons!”

Just wait until he finds out the 9th Circuit has voided his Presidential turkey pardon and the turkey is already being grilled by Bob Mueller.

I keep telling you, he’s 88 years old and he’s dead!

he’s chilling in the actual movie.

Did these people learn nothing from “John Wick”???

“Davis spends a good portion of her screentime carrying around a fluffy pet pooch, a living symbol of the creature comforts she clings to as her old life crumbles”