This is nice. I was beginning to worry that Boston was going to go a calendar year without winning a championship in something.

Please let it be much, much longer than a decade.

The good news is every time the Red Sox win the World Series in a year ending in ‘18, they don’t win another one for 86 years.

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

Swap Arby’s with Joe’s Crab Shack and you’ve nailed it. 

Sure, Winston may be a piece of shit person and a sexual assaulter, but to his credit, he's also really bad at professional football 

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

Poor snowflake. If he can’t take it, he shouldn’t dish it out. 

Oh well. Sorry Tucker. Sometimes there are reactions to what you do or say. If I do something dumb in traffic I will get a hearty fuck you and middle finger, may not like it but deserve it, piss off large numbers of people and you may get some public chiding. Enjoy the curses as you have earned plenty to offset such…

Simone and Aly Raisman can take over USA gymnastics from these older adults today. That’s the only way it will survive.

These Fox assholes are traitorous propagandists. I hate the “don’t hate the player, hate the game” saying and philosophy. You can’t have a game without players and players choose to play. They can all go to hell.

“Grab the guy when he comes in to get paperwork for marriage.”

“Something must be done about this horrific...HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE KANYE GO BALLS OUT IN THE OVAL OFFICE?!?...what was I saying?”

I made it through 2 minutes. Where’s my Medal of Honor?

Tesla Recalls Thousands of Models Over Sudden Right Turn

This is just a little appetizer for what the next couple of years are going to hold. 

Because tens of thousands of people will fave, RT, and agree with anything he says. 

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.