You just know he gave himself that nickname, too.

Hanging around like a bad case of Jaklitsch, you might say?

So can somebody clarify? Are Mexicans rapists or is it just when they come to the US they are just following the role models? 

Maybe this will allow Kavanaugh to finally get past his greatest disappointment in life, which was when his frat lost the annual Regatta, and therefore control of the Greek Council, to those rowdies at Chug A Lug House.

That’s not how a democracy works, that’s how a dictatorship works.

Scumbags arresting peaceful demonstrators to ensure the representative government doesn’t have to hear from the people they’re supposed to be representing.

This article is probably more comprehensive than the FBI report, sadly.

That’s assuming voting still happens in 2020.

You forgot Civil Rights.  Literally all of them. 

I hope they start doing this...

No, no. That’s due to their permissive upbringing by pot-smoking hippie parents.

Obi-Wan Kenobi in a “Man With No Name” Western on Tatooine for the time period between Revenge and New Hope.

He must keep his identity secret. If he pulls out his lightsaber, everyone in the room must die.

Sweet baby J on a bike. This is bottom right? He’s not gonna go lower?

Like Trump would ever give you money back.

This should shock nobody who’s been paying attention

Q: What’s the easiest way to end up with $1,000,000?

He looks like Chevy Chase. Wrong asshole!

Spoiler alert . . . it’s not his last half-measure. 

Yep; when I saw that I thought, “Okay, Gus is gonna get your ass...”