That TDS bullshit is more gaslighting! Like we’re not seeing, hearing, reading, breathing his bullshzt daily, hourly??!! They can fuck off with that TDS shzt!

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

More projection from the right, as the only “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is among people who support that shitstack.

I have a copy of Marlon Bundo sitting on my coffee table right now.  

17 minutes?

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

You know what, this is bullshit. Ray Kroc was always doing this *grabs ass of nearby female employee* which I would never do, and even sometimes do this *grabs breast of employee, exposes self* which I would also NEVER do, and never got in trouble, and now I’m in trouble even though I would never do those things and…

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

I figure if it works for Stewart/Colbert/Oliver...could make millions here. :D

McCarthy and/or SNL needs to write a book mocking whatever book he’s promoting.

Sarah, you are a traitor too.

See you next Tuesday, Sarah.

Double Negative Day.

You see, it's opposite day again.

How dare you? Genius? He is no mere genius.  He is STABLE Genius

If he was in on the joke he wouldn’t have needed to put out this whiny statement.

Good for Philip Van Cleave! I’m sure that Sacha Baron Cohen is chastened now, and will no longer stoop to manipulative techniques to get people to say basically what they believe but with the veneer stripped away!

I, for one, would like to offer my thoughts and prayers to any 2nd Amendment people that were harmed during the filming of this.

That’s kind of scary. Because it tells us that prominent gun rights advocates can afford to give so few fucks that they aren’t worried about looking like psychopaths in front of the entire world.