Behold the Trumpenburg Disaster.

Trump will never be impeached without a full resolution from Mueller that is deeply, incredibly, and scathingly damning. Even then, it’s a complete crapshoot that will likely result in a lot of scuffle and empty words with nothing done.

The runner up that I left off this list was “Tariffs” which is actually the issue that has sparked the most true dissent within his party, which itself goes to show where the Republican party’s priorities are.

Penis.

Don’t hold your breath. They shouldn’t have allowed the inexperienced con man unwilling to divest or reveal his financials to be nominated. Period. It will kill the party, eventually.

Hell, a five-inch penis.

Nothing to see here, folks! He’s fine! Putin’s fine! We’re all people!

A round of applause for capitalism, everybody! 

Holy shit, guys.

Each time, Morad identified his target age group from oldest to youngest rather than the other way around (i.e., we want guns in the hands of kids “ages 12 to 4"), and for some reason that cracked me up.

He had a sign that said exactly what he was going to ask about. Its not like he was protesting.

That’s why we need more good toddlers with guns!

You know you’re allowed to swear on the internet, right?

Thoughts and prayers to those humiliated.

American toddlers do shoot a lot of people. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/09/29/american-toddlers-are-still-shooting-people-on-a-weekly-basis-this-year/?utm_term=.994f30a939f6

Trump’s absurd behavior in Britain wasn’t some attempt to purposefully disrespect a monarch. No, all the people I know mocking the president over this are pointing out how completely devoid of cultural knowledge he is.

Yeah, I didn’t think of it as an monarchy thing so much as a “did he just blow in front of a 92 year old woman?” thing.

On the other, cutting in front of a 90 year old lady and making her walk around you?  That’s an asshole move, regardless of whether it’s the Queen or Grandma Liz.

Totally the behavior of someone who just wanted to help and didn’t care at all about publicity. Nope, not one bit. Not for publicity AT ALL. 

#greenolivesmatter