This product is a replacement for a white noise machine that has seen a decline in popularity.

This product is a replacement for a white noise machine that has seen a decline in popularity.

True indeed. 

The Root’s experts believe that her cousins are probably going to fuck him up.

I’m guessing he joined Trump’s Adderall Club. 

It is the nightmare.

According to the film, it’s Galactus. 

Anyone who defends his actions is complicit. Get rid of them all. 

Grrrrross!

AOC is the only hope I have for this fucked country.

+1 black flag

Neither of these musical acts deserves to have this many words written about them, Nick.

So, about your Kinja handle...

Here’s to hoping the NPS is keeping the tower open so motherfuckers can tell Trump what time it is. 

Never underestimate the power of Snoop. Dude has crazy pull across all cuts of American culture. 

Or, “BUT HER EMAILS!!!”

Someone should write that play. 

Well, good news for Republicans — they can stop clutching their pearls now. 

Misread the would-be kidnapper’s name as “August Wilson.” 

OK, so along with Kawhi, we’ve now got 2 of the starting 5 for the Whiny Little Bitches all-star team. Who are our other 3?

If you need me, I’ll just be over here, waiting on the fucking adults to show up.