So what’s he gonna do when the lawsuit gets dismissed? Pee on everybody? 

Brutal. And deserved. He handled the end of his tenure in SA like a chump. 

Any spineless fuck who sits through these “meetings” and fails to stand up and call him a liar to his face is complicit in all that he does, especially moving forward. This shit is truly insane, and continuing to allow it to occur is borderline treasonous.

This wasn’t exactly surprising to me, but it made to say “Holy shit” out loud. It’s really fucking sobering. 

What. the fuck. is wrong with people??

Having lived in 2 of the 3, it’s Florida by a landslide.

Bevo > Beto

Brown, the cheapest and perhaps worst owner in the league[.]

As someone who grew up in an area filled with truck bros, I can say with confidence that these asshats are emotional as fuck (see also: dumb as fuck). Similar to how the biggest pussies carry the biggest guns while talking the biggest talk. Often the same group of asshats. 

I’m guessing that, at first, the cops were going to thank the assailant for apprehending a black man.

Wait, so the guy who led the Eagles to a Super Bowl win last season, and picked up the SB MVP trophy along the way, can still play?? This is just crazy. 

That damn bird was just illustrating for us the true meaning of freedom.

BREAKING: Old White Lady Confused, Not Woke

I don’t disagree with your general assessment, yet 1) Succession was really good, and — more to my point — 2) a lot of successful TV shows are about rich or well-off people (because no one likes poor people, amirite?).

If you’re early, you’re on time; if you’re on time, you’re late; if you’re late, you’re fired; if you’re fired, you’re Matt Patricia. 

An unnamed source stated that Green’s numbers have taken a tumble this season due to him splitting time between his team and the Smile Direct Club.

He sounds like a drunk little elf who’s been banished from both the North Pole and the Island of Misfit Toys.

Wait wait wait wait WAIT — you mean to tell me the Drumpfs were engaged in shenanigans??

BUT BENGHAZI AND HER EMAILZZZZZ!!!!!