This track / video are both hot. Hot garbage, that is.

So, let’s assume his hair was in violation of a rule. How did he get this far in the season without prior issue?

“Mango Unchained” is by far the best nickname for Drumpf that I have heard. Bravo. This deserves waaay more stars. 

Starting to think Beto is a fox trying to get into the hen house:

Where does the Democratic Left go from here? Not with this guy:

What?

HA! On one hand, what you’re doing on here is really fucked up. On the other, I am somewhat compelled to tip my hat to your Kaufman level of commitment to character.

This is why I’m here.

Nah, it’s just that True Romance is too cool for Jim Nantz to be associated with it. 

How dare you.

Officers used social media to arrange a transaction with 16-year-old Julius Tate Jr. to purchase an item Tate had offered for sale on the site.

blatant negro shenanigans

Laverne & Shirley re-runs are some of my earliest memories.

+1 billion underpants

But he’s a geologist!

Welcome back. 

The fact that this motherfucker was allowed to run for governor without resigning his position overseeing the election tells you everything you need to know about how fucked our system is. 

No.

I never considered this angle before, but you might be on to something. When I think of The Score, I always think of this smokin’ hot girl from high school who loved that album; I have a distinct memory of being in her room and her talking about it with such reverie. So yeah, she might be the reason why I had that…