+1 jazzy belle

Who the fuck came up with this list of albums? Flip from Whiteboyz? 

That really is some excellent writing on the part of Colbert’s team. 

I can’t believe this was only 10 years ago; feels like much, much longer.

a thousand-mile picket fence to keep Machete away

Mensa meeting!

Where the fuck is Jim Jordan? I realize there are a A LOT of idiots out there, but c’mon, man:

“idiot, who know promotes”

+1 lamp

set
noun
an artificial setting for a scene of a theatrical or film production

Plaid Habit is fucking terrific. Enjoy that shit! 

Dear Kate,

And then, just as Chuck spun a 6 that would move his piece from square #94 to square #100 - and thus win a heated game of Chutes & Ladders - Trump abruptly packed up his game and went home.

Well duh.

It’s like the DA’s office formed a book club, then had everyone read and discuss Krakauer’s Missoula for inspiration, with their big takeaway being that Kirsten Pabst is the hero of the story.

Hoo boy. This should be fun. 

I didn’t realize the skids from Letterkenny were in a band. I mean, I knew Stewart had his solo thing going on, but...

+1 indictment 

Huh. Not a single person from GMG made the list.