I’m starting to think Ray Lewis might be a crazy person.

Quite right. 

THIS.

In a situation like this, you have, over time, facts develop. That’s what investigations do.

Maybe; let’s not assume that he dresses himself.

Look at that — just a couple of stand-up guys hangin’ out.

With a photo ID in hand. 

As the years go by, the more I see that MJ is a shitty person.

Money under the guise of free will. (See: Kaep) 

No one is loving this story more than Jim Jordan. 

like a body at a slave auction (or the NFL combine)

Come at me, pitcher bro.

Goats On The Lam

the Republican tax bill, which cut the income tax costs of one company by 93% last quarter

I was gonna say... OU is always picking up the pieces. 

What the fuck did this hippie know, amirite?

I’m sure Ohio’s 4th district will be fine with this.

Assholes. You can call them assholes. 

If the Unreasonable Right actually stopped for a moment, took stock of reality (tall order, I know), and remembered what the Gospel actually teaches, they’d realize the “war on Christmas” is the unchecked commercialization of their holiday, something in which they gladly participate.

[Manafort] is currently facing a litany of charges related to tax evasion, bank fraud, and money laundering[.]