Republicans - We don’t want government telling us what to do with our money.

Dope. Now, can we get some prior convictions/sentences overturned?

91% of Trump supporters trust the president for accurate information, while just 11% trust the mainstream media. In that realm, the damage is already done.

DeVos has managed to staff her department with many former members of the for-profit college sector[.]

That motherzucker. 

Holy shit this deserves more stars.

Oliver Miller would like to have a word with you.

HA! Discount Aaron Eckhart! All the stars to you, friend!

Neither my junior high or nigh school American History classes got beyond the Civil War. 

+1 tattoo 

Stop using facts!

A proper nod to Ignatiy for the I Am Cuba shoutout!

If you guessed “to stop investors from making companies behave in a more socially responsible way,” you win a prize. (The prize is a bucket of sewage.)

The Briefing, his hilariously inept new about his time with the Trump administration.

Hold the fuck up — you mean to tell me that a South Florida businessman was engaged in a massive fraud scheme? This doesn’t pass the smell test. 

Sounds about right.

Truly salt of the earth. 

A fair question. Perhaps a “parking jam” is more accurate.