"it's not a lie if you believe it"

haha it's a shame he didn't get cold feet the last time he . . .

I expect the comments section on this article to be level-headed and civil

they've written some of the best
but given they already have a release date in November, it seems like it could well be a collaborative effort

I look at youtube pretty much every day and I've never heard of this wingding until this. Then again I'm in my thirties and I have a job.

I really like Street Kings (based on a screenplay of his). I mean, it's pretty silly and Keanu gonna Keanu, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't enjoyable as fuck.

*you're

How Quinn Got His Groove Back

I really think you need a history lesson, Doogie Howser.

agreed - they all remind me of that abstract/arty Mr Plow commercial from The Simpsons

this post is hilarious if you read it out loud in a Pakistani accent

he was in Oz for a while before he (inevitably) got killed . . . life's an unending sequence of disappointments once you've played Black Jesus in a Madonna video
I meant the film, silly (though I suspect you knew that)

In that case, make him the Duke of Edinburgh!

that's the other Keanu film

Chuck D

you forgot Above The Rim and Leon

Gandolfini is great in it, in what amounts to be little more than a generic henchman role

It's hard to defend The Specialist but it genuinely has one of James Woods' most unhinged scenery chewing performances

well that's just, like, your opinion man

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”