I've was re-watching some of the first season yesterday as it happens, and was struck by how funny it is, which I didn't remember at all. Obviously it has always had that gallows humour element (like any decent cop show), but some of the interactions (Dutch partnering up with Vendrell for an episode, Vendrell the…

I've not read Blaze but some of his best stuff definitely veers towards crime fiction, the short story about John Dillinger from "Everything's Eventual" for instance.

but it's awesome

when Scully ate Mulder

but does he know a lot of good Persian rugs?

he's certainly got the required 'annoying dickhead' factor

Certainly nothing to cut your dick off about

Can't imagine that is too controversial really. Cuban Linx, Liquid Swords, Ironman, hell…even huge parts of Tical and the first ODB album > 36 Chambers

sacre bleurrrgh

bitches leave, leave bitches

The A.V. Club

I feel like my brain has been circumcised.

if it bleeds, we can kill it

But mindless boasting is the best kind. My 13-inch cock agrees with me.

All I remember from this film is Xzibit walking around with a confused look on his face, possibly wondering when it was Scully got so old and ropey looking. I know I was.