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@Miggity: I think that's what Apple calls it, but iPhone 2G seems to be what the fanbase calls it. It's easier to say that than to type out "the original iPhone".

@D.mobile: Well maybe you don't need (or want) a netbook, but I'd think a Mac mini would be overkill.

Thank God that some smart hackers have managed to make some iOS 4 features available to those stuck with the iPhone 2G. (Why do they call it that anyways, if it's the first gen iPhone? I'm guessing it has to do with the iPhone 2G being EDGE, as opposed to 3G?)

@D.mobile: And if they're only watching YouTube videos, they don't need a Mac mini. They could use a netbook, for Christ's sake.

I would've added foobar2000 to that list.

And how would they do that? The gov't doesn't own the web servers, and some servers are in other countries.

SECURE YOUR WI-FI NETWORKS, DUMBASSES.

@vvaffle: Look for the .bookmark_thumb1 folder

@Geisrud: Read the other comments. These thumbnails are stored on SD cards.

I for one welcome our new computer overlords.

I want to see a new SNL Jeopardy skit with Will Farrell and Watson.

This must be God's revenge for making that cheesy-ass Jesus structure. Which He then set aflame. Apparently that wasn't enough.

I'm beautiful on the inside.

@tande04: My HP all-in-one printer/scanner/fax/toaster oven is a piece of shit! Everything I print comes out in flames.

Why is Microsoft so cheap when it comes to integrating Wi-Fi? Every PS3 and Wii has built-in Wi-Fi. COME ON. IT'S 2010.

@Nihilexistentialist: You would think it would be the other way around - it's older and therefore would have more features.

Did this require a full post?