It sure does! 

Maybe she isn’t smiling because all the paralytics she voluntarily has injected make it a challenge. Or, smiling is off-brand. Whatever. 

ha!

That commercial is so sweet!!

oh jeez, you’re right! I have quarantine brain. 

I want to know if John Goodman’s finances are okay. Has anyone else seen his commercial for an online slot machine game where he portrays a thumb??

Sister of actress Merrin! 

Which woman?

If only she could have broken through the trauma cycle she’d been trapped in ever since her parents bought her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie (“That’s not what I wanted! That’s not who I was!”)

When I first met my now-husband, I told him I was raised on Tab in my baby bottle (I was not, I was just trying to be funny.) He said that it was his impression that Tab tasted like cologne. I could never get that thought out of my head, after that. 

Nice! And for $8, I am happy for however long they last!

The Saucony Jazz have saved me. Comfortable, and I can walk in them. Put a Superfeet insole in them, and they are even more supportive. (Although Superfeet are so shockingly expensive I try to find them on sale.)

Perhaps I’ve finally lost my mind, but I swear this same story mentioned thiccness. Then I was going to mention that almost no one looks great in Vampire’s Wife dresses (see all the celebrities who wore them during that one season when they were making the rounds) and the more thiccness each celebrity had, the more…

It’s going around reddit again. Everything old is new again (repeat.)

Oh Yandy. Always doing...whatever it is that they do every year. 

I think about Elna Baker all the time. 

I think once people start down the procedures path it can be addictive and they no longer have the perspective to know when it does or doesn’t suit them. Also it’s a little scary when people put fads on their face. Everyone wants to look like Kim K now, but what about in five years? 

It wasn’t as dark as “The Swan.” Shiver. 

I assume Jennifer Aniston is wearing a red bikini top over a tank top so she can reenact Phoebe Cates’ topless scene without having to be actually topless.

And even assaulting her, which she then walked back on.