I wouldn’t wish Alec Baldwin on my worst enemy (except he’s very quick on his feet as a sitcom actor and host of Match Game) but my god he and his wife are having babies like it’s their job. He’s 62. 

Two dogs, I read yesterday. Sickening. 

Holy Toledo those things are going for large amounts of money all these years later. 

I’m old and have a headache, which worsened as I read this headline.

“Lady Colin Campbell” is racist trash. She’s just echoing the long and tired list of dogwhistles that have farted out from the UK and elsewhere since Harry and Meghan started dating.

BARF

Lorelei? A German mermaid? Rory Gilmore’s mom?

Yup. They call her Mae.

Gelman is trash. I always say this, but anyone who had these people as a boyfriend and a best friend is just....blech.

I thought she looked very Hadid-like. Is there an injection or twelve for that? 

If someone reminds me of Rik from The Young Ones, it’s usually Win Butler. 

Everything is overlapping on Jezebel right now. Switching browsers did not help.

I don’t think they know what they mean. 

That’s right!

They make BRAS TOO. wtf. 

Fuck her husband as well. She didn’t do this on her own, and he has monetized content too. 

The ironic thing is that I was googling around (MJ does a LOT of graphic tees/sweatshirts with very familiar logos, and they don’t seem to be licensed at all, at least this one wasn’t.) https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/mar/12/marc-jacobs-dismiss-copyright-lawsuit-nirvana-smiley-face

I would have LOVED to see an exhibit like that! I went to Toronto a while back and only had time to drive past the shoe museum there :-( 

Was it here where any mention of M--- J----- would bring out that...person? 

I have always been fascinated by Mae West’s double decker shoes, seen here (as well as a pair of not-so-slightly vaginal red heels belonging to Marlene Dietrich.) https://footwearnews.com/2016/fashion/designers/mae-west-double-decker-heels-look-inside-fidm-vaults-historical-hollywood-footwear-shoes-230492/