Yeah, none of this is funny. Shitty people being idolized led to us being where we are now, and where we are now, sucks. 

Since this is all played for yuks (you know, like Doc Antle’s teen sex cult where he has them change their names and install breast implants, so hilarious) and Joe Exotic murders animals like he has hot dinners, I cannot bring myself to give a shit about the death of one man who was probably a scumbag. All the humans…

I think of my eyebrows as cousins rather than identical twins, and that always makes me feel better. 

OMG that is the most evocative description, and so true. I did a Baby Foot peel two weeks before a vacation, and it didn’t really kick in until we got where we were going - an airbnb with hideous shag carpeting. I used an old vacuum I found, but I’m sure there was more than a little of my shed foot skin (gag) left in…

And then he’s going to eat her. 

oh YIKES I can imagine that would be startling! 

That racist doll in the first image......

If your stepmother misses the cruising experience, suggest she watch Avenue 5.

I swear she was in a movie that featured that exact thing within the last year or two. I think a Hemsworth counts. https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3347954201?playlistId=tt2452244&ref_=tt_ov_vi

She can’t win no matter what. 

My zip code is being blanketed by this asshole. When I first saw the “Mike” signs I was like...wasn’t he referred to as Michael up until this minute, or am I imagining things? It doesn’t make a person with SIXTY BILLION DOLLARS any more relatable, duh.

holy mother of god! that’s GRISLY

Oh fuck that guy and his ex!! 

Oh my god. Poor you! POOR MRS WIGGUM. I am crushed on behalf of your child selves. Not just for the lows of utterly, unredeemable shitty dads and the trauma they perpetrated on you, your mothers and literally everyone else around, but the sheer embarassment and boredom of all the waiting for stitches, cops, and other…

I remember when Winona Ryder idolized Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum, and he broke up with his girlfriend of over a dozen years to date her. There was a ton of buzz about this, and it was wayyy before twitter and a lot of the internet as we know it today. If were that ex-girlfriend, I would be really glad about that.

Barley drives around in a beat-up, decaled van he calls Guinevere

Based on your second sentence, I think that’s entirely fathomable.

YES. I was already thinking “if it were a little less clunky and came in black...” by the time I got to the similar line in the article. Heh. 

Are you asking who inspired that character, or someone else? The producer of that show created that character based on her own experiences on The Bachelor. 

Yeah, I saw the names and country of origin. When “yenta” said BOOBALA it just rubbed me the wrong way. That’s not how any of my old relatives said it, of course anyone else’s mileage may vary.