“Sunday”?

Michael Ballaban’s Guided Tour of New Jersey:

Too soon...

Everything made by GM in the 80s. From touchscreen infotainment to cylinder deactivation to saturn, they had the right ideas but at the wrong time.

An all white jury eh?

I think it’s considered rape, because she would never have consented to having sex with this chick wearing a dick. It’s similar to when some rando fucks someone’s wife in the dark, pretending to be her husband.

Fraud in the inducement?

Busted! Just like the rest.

with a 2.5 year run and less than 7,500 total I’d say the Chrysler TC by Maserati was a pointless waste of time and money

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying.

I have no idea what the statistics on this are (if there are any) but I would have thought that black people would be LESS likely to dine and dash than white people. One of the many things white people can get away with easier than others.

???

A minivan full of children.

I was with it until this:

Why send that card back with her new promotion? That was so cruel.

“any Muslim should “subjugate their religious beliefs to our Constitution””