What l337 hackz are we perusing today to pwn various n00bs?

I don’t think you know how the creative process works if you think the simple solution is to pitch an idea to a network.

Why is it so hard for these creators to believe they have countless spam/bot “subscribers”?

Every big new game gets PC performance threads on forums like NeoGAF and Reddit. If your game isn’t running well, visit those threads and skim them until you find people who claim they’re having no problems. These posts are easy to find, because they’re always some variation of:

I love the idea of these hack program creators openly saying that their creation is under Blizzard’s radar like they don’t use Google or anything.

This is hilarious. I remember back in Diablo 2 there was a map hack that was supposed to be undetectable, and it was around for so long everyone believed it. Turned out Blizzard could tell all along and just didn’t ban anyone for maybe a year until the ladder rolled over and then banned so many accounts with their big…

I don’t know how “under the radar” these people think they are. It’s not like, let’s say a Blizzard employee can’t just browse these cheat program forums and see what they’re up to. Or are these websites top secret private pass-code required, “You’re not from blizzard are you? You gotta tells us if you’re from…

To see justice done is its own reward.

Ok, cougar:

They were on their way to the Waffle House

Oh, you mean like how Gawker only approves comments they agree with? Not the same thing, but let’s not pretend to take the high road, especially with all the BS you’ve been involved in as of late.

I’ve seen my roommates weird-ass hentai and this is far more disturbing.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

My dog would go crazy when the mail would come and would sometimes jump on me when I get it. The last time he did it, he landed right on my balls and I punched him in the face in a knee jerk reaction. Fortunately, it wasn’t hard but he hasn’t jumped on me since whenever I get the mail.

Not bad. You got a bit lost on that ninth paragraph, but otherwise it was perfectly readable.

I gotta say, my dog is pretty smart. Whenever he’s hungry for dinner he would whine. We’d look at the clock and say “oh, I guess it’s close enough” and feed him. Now he paws at us and looks at the clock. Beagles are geniuses when it comes to getting food.

I had a rough night out, came home and proceeded to vomit on my dog.. 12 years ago. Now when I come home, smelling like beer, she (now 14) looks at me, lowers her head in disappointment and slowly walks to one of the other rooms to sleep.

So my dog remembers all the times he walks in to me jacking it. No wonder he doesn’t like when I make a PBJ sandwich

When one of my other dogs was a pup he came running into the livingroom and smashed into the coffee table head first. I was across the room on the couch but he thought I had done something to him and blamed it on me, probably because I laughed. He wouldn’t come near me for a while and it took a lot of treats to win…