“On a scale of zero to projectile Jack Daniel's..."

Myaah!

And then you buy a cheap computer to do other things on. :P

I made a circle move with SFML.

Slick move by Sony, and kind of stupid that Microsoft didn't do the same.

Even better! Let’s break more things!

I am Everything, dark lord of omnipresence.

And it probably runs so much better than the shader mods.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for one, after all.

Controller for third person, KBM for first.

Genuine lol at "compound lever opaque"

All this did was make me want to watch the original.

Yeah I noticed that too. Good touch.

There are stances in Karate styles that contort you like that. Some are much worse.

They’re trying to capture our precious bodily fluids!

Somebody is getting fired.

I went to go change the power setting on my microwave just now. Turns out it’s broken.

Christmas 2015? :P

I got an imported light blue Vita 2000 out of the refund, so I was okay with it, hehe.

“DangitGPA”