Enjoy your freakishly bigheaded child. One day, soon, she’ll be just like you.

It was more of a metacommentary on Jezebel users. But look. This is really awkward. See, I’m happily trolling here and here you are like, carrying on a normal conversation. Like you’re a real human or something. Put yourself in my shoes. It would be like, I don’t know, if your dildo came to life all of a sudden and…

You’re really in love with me. Sad.

I thought it was a funny zinger. Did it zing you?

Yes, someone is a fan. Your 400 pound 7 year old girl who was probably born a boy. Yay!

So don’t respond. Who gives a shit?

As long as you have “abortion doulas,” we win.

Now a) believing in climate change but b)not thinking that certain solutions are valid makes one a Nazi. You fucking spineless dickless weasel.

Because the assholes-in-charge are all leftist anti-human nutjobs. They wrecked any consensus on fighting climate change because they saw it as an opportunity for a)draconian, Puritanical environmental regulations run through some dipshit central body and b) population control

No. What he really means are all the icky brown people in Africa and India.

Right. Vegans, environmentalists, and leftists first.

So what?

Shut up you fucking Puritan.

3-5 cigarettes a week isn’t an addiction, it’s an enjoyable vice. Just keep enjoying it.

That you’re a hypocrite?

There’s no excuse for you.

Because this is just one more proof of that the “wage gap” is a myth. And this enrages Jellybellians.