Enjoy your freakishly bigheaded child. One day, soon, she’ll be just like you.

It was more of a metacommentary on Jezebel users. But look. This is really awkward. See, I’m happily trolling here and here you are like, carrying on a normal conversation. Like you’re a real human or something. Put yourself in my shoes. It would be like, I don’t know, if your dildo came to life all of a sudden and…

I thought it was a funny zinger. Did it zing you?

Yes, someone is a fan. Your 400 pound 7 year old girl who was probably born a boy. Yay!

As long as you have “abortion doulas,” we win.

Because this is just one more proof of that the “wage gap” is a myth. And this enrages Jellybellians.