This like one of those tumblr posts where you tag yourself?

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

“heretofore unprecedented in all of college hoops”

I hate to be the person that has to correct you, but the Masters is a golf tournament.

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

Chris Bosh is an earnest dork and I have always liked the dude. This changes nothing.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in my (thankfully not current) experience being broke and terrified also is not always lots of exciting fun!

Burying the lede: Tom Green still has two hundred bucks!

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.

Hopefully he gets what he tried to give.