Also recently cast is a very welcome Willem Dafoe, who, much like Ruffalo, is no stranger to reworkings of 19th-century horror, having been Willem Dafoe his whole life.

We start as a fertilized egg, that divides into two, four, etc, until it looks kinda like a li’l soccer ball. Then one side of the soccer ball caves in, and that becomes the beginnings of the alimentary canal.

Oh you mean like Trump.

Even Donna did prison time. There was a whole Netflix documentary about it.

David Warner has been in Star Trek (multiple times), Doctor Who, Babylon 5, Time Bandits...

I feel like this should mean we get Season 4 now.

What the hell is up with the sound mixing? Was I supposed to hear him and the particular words he was saying?

I watched the trailer with no sound initially and got the story they were telling. It got so much worse when I listened. No VO would have been the move there. 

Kim Newman is an executive producer on this. I heard and interview with the director who said he was rather helpful in getting it made and was the perfect person in helping her out with referencing all the “video nasties” of era. Which makes more excited for this. 

The voice over from Geppetto is... not great

Boy, that whale level will be something!

I saw this a few weeks ago at a (virtual) film festival, and my take on it aligns pretty much with Ignatiy. Pretty average, nothing that really surprises the viewer. When you sit down to watch it, you know exactly what you’re going to get, and that’s what it delivers. I watched it because my parents wanted to see some…

Or a movie about horses fucking their owners!

Movies about horse racing are one of those sub genres of films that I just do not like at all. Because at their heart, they’re about racing said horse for money, and then making more money by having that horse fuck other horses.

Loved the NYT piece. And for whatever issues she’s had, I totally respect her approach to fame. It’s like, “No. I’ll do this on my terms or I ain’t fucking doing it.”

Because Dyson’s commercials talk about how they never lose suction. Ever.

How would you respond to this reviewer’s critique of the film’s political point of view, i.e.: “This sort of cynicism is arguably conservative, even pernicious.”

34 years of not getting his wife off. And she’s still there. Dude, STFU about the vibrator. 

Tape a picture of yourself to their vibrator, so they’ll be looking at you while in the throes of passion.

Dowd is pretty reliable, and aside from whenever I.V. or Jesse pop up for a review, it’s always a good time. Even if the movie is shite, the review is not. And I think the core belief is that if it’s a bad film, I.V. should be the one reviewing it. His takedowns are Sean O’Neal level, easily.

In my limited experience every guy reacts differently to a blowjob technique and every guy has a different button. For some it’s the balls, for some it’s the prostate, for some the path that goes from one to the other. I usually take care of all those spots not stopping too long on one. My boyfriend’s current button…