Once in a while, The A.V. Club resembles Clickhole, unironically.

You are a hero. He deserves it, not because of him pushing his way to the front (common practice at a concert), but fuck loud talkers.

Bummer we don’t get to see Richardson again. May he rest with antlers.

Your opinion is of course valid, but has been repeated almost verbatim for over a century countless times now.

“One of my favorite things I’ve seen recently... , a ... Dick ... , makes a rich canvas ... to compensate for some of its ... shortcomings. ... it stars ... an American naval officer ... out of uniform on shore ... but still eccentric, ... a couple of schoolboys peeing ... straight into a sex scene. His Carlos is…

Community.
Oh, do you mean the thing we had before the Kinjacalypse?

I’d name Human Resources amongst his best films as well, hand in hand with Time Out.

Silmarillion series or GTFO

You can be my stormtrooper any time!
*slaps butt*

The Deakins has landed

Was a little dance too much to ask, Sam?

Here on Kinja? Are you sure?

I’m due in two weeks.
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Did you mean “I want to see Billy Crystal play all these characters in an Oscar’s sketch”?

Burton IS telling a visual joke, which if you watch the whole museum-destroying sequence, you’ll see it’s funny for everyone. Even for children who don’t know who Bacon is. As you say, no curator would put that there, it’s just deliberately for the gag only.
As for the “angsty art school” diss, even Nolan used Bacon to…

Oh c’mon. You read that title on A.V. Club, you’re thinking Keaton was a pussygrabber. Yeah you did.

Anywho, thanks for the find, Iggy!

Ok, so how long can I pull a Weekend at Bernie’s situation before the smell starts arousing suspicion?
Asking for a friend.

In the video he says “it’s a great funny movie”.
Can it be two things?

Perfect actor for one of the best RR so far. Pre-Kinja commentariat yearn for these. Keep ‘em coming, Will!

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