Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

“We still on for racquetball Wednesday?”

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Knowing Masons, they’ll probably find him at a Lodge somewhere.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

Yep. At least partly. Right above The Florida Fiasco and below sticking his tongue down Tipper’s throat in order of importance.

Does that guy not like anything khaki colored?

Personally I think this guy’s a star.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

That’s a good update. Thanks for this. Ichiro isn’t exactly a saint himself, but at least he doesn’t spike opponents.

Did his biographer invent the fact that Cobb murdered my great grandparents during a botched home invasion?

All I have to offer is that my dad saw him in a restaurant in NYC and mentioned it to me for the sole purpose of telling me that he’s not very tall. “But we both already knew that,” I said. “Still,” said my dad, who thinks a lot of Russell Wilson.

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All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Thought your name was “ChorizoRuns” for a minute

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession