I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

We are currently in the “cigarette filter” era of football.

Megyn Kelly has gone full fucking rogue. She is completely out of fucks to give with her employer’s continual sucking up to that rotted yam, and I am 100% sure Newt Gingrich was not the only person affiliated with Fox losing his god damn mind at that moment.

I believe “sabermetrics be damned” was written. To hell with your normalizations.

The average NFL game is awful. That gets hidden when there are three to eight going on at a time, but when you break them out, the overwhelming odds are the standalone will be a bad game.

This is the direct result of trying to cram the NFL into every goddamn day of the week. There’s not enough quality teams to make these unique night games worthwhile all the time. Similarly with the London games, which always seem to get the Jags.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

Husky and Starch

The law school is right.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Yeah, that’s not artillery.

I call bullshit.

Combined with your screenname, this is perfect.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:

God dammit, I just read his comment and yours.

Your dad came in 1982.

Oh, we had two guys on my floor freshman year who would get naked together and casually stroll into other dorm rooms.

God dammit. I read this entire fucking comment.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.