Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

Yep. At least partly. Right above The Florida Fiasco and below sticking his tongue down Tipper’s throat in order of importance.

Does that guy not like anything khaki colored?

Personally I think this guy’s a star.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

That’s a good update. Thanks for this. Ichiro isn’t exactly a saint himself, but at least he doesn’t spike opponents.

Did his biographer invent the fact that Cobb murdered my great grandparents during a botched home invasion?

All I have to offer is that my dad saw him in a restaurant in NYC and mentioned it to me for the sole purpose of telling me that he’s not very tall. “But we both already knew that,” I said. “Still,” said my dad, who thinks a lot of Russell Wilson.

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All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

There’s a commenter commenting on a grown man crying in a video rather than about how a young boy consoled a fellow person who was upset.

I just...[rubs forehead]...what the hell are you doing on a sports blog?

Thought your name was “ChorizoRuns” for a minute

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession