I wore a pair of spandex bicycle shorts to school in third grade on at least one occasion. This would have been 1987. Don’t @ me

These circumstances should be more pressing than “I live there and I can write a check to my city council member because fuck everyone else now that I got mine.”

I find it amazing that Oregon fans appear to really still hate Washington even though the Ducks have dominated us since Bush’s first term. For Ducks in their 20s, Washington hasn’t been on the same planet as Oregon the entire time they’ve been aware of college football.

Beltre signature move 1a: unilateral appeal to first on his own check swing

Lol you legend

Agree. I also think CTE changes the math for a guy like Calvin Johnson who could have stuck around and made a few more tens of millions of dollars but maybe figures he’s wealthy enough and figures to get while the gettin’s good healthwise (relatively).

Don’t be a hero

The black uniform reveal video is an all time favorite:

I’m back on Conan. Plucky, professional outfit over there. I hope Colbert gets enough time to find his feet because he has interesting guests.

Deadspin was already a broad-in-scope, imo quietly superior version of Gawker before the late unpleasantness. Read the site if you’re going to read the site.

2000 MLB H2H finished 2 of 8 (H2H?? 8??)

Fucking stop everything

Same but I’ll take it. Anything to briefly break up the different flavors of 7 win seasons

Is this the guy that had dehydrated players pissing blood a handful of years back?

Hmmmm, doubt it

My wife was raised in the Congregational Church and I’m Episcopalian...maybe this Church of Fudge is the middle ground we’ve been looking for.

+1 Eradicator

Anybody seen this motherfucker or what?

Extremely unlikely. Would require a pretty serious injury.

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