According to this discussion, they often get drunk around sexual predators and potential sex offenders. Always use the buddy system and get yourself some pepper spray.

1) Intoxicated people doing sexual things. 2) Sexual people do intoxicating things. 3) Doing things is sexually intoxicating.

This is what you get when you ask someone from the 80's what they thought elevator music in the future will sound like.

Helps him line his pockets. For he who directs the Pilot episode, collects residuals for all that comes after it.

Preach!

Wonder why TODAY never mentions the fact that his band is comprised of live-in sex slaves. Returning to TODAY, it's human trafficker Cory Feldman!

Wish I could, but getting fired from a federal job is impossible these days.

Simply delicious.

Done and Done. Your turn.

Already there. Right on the border of Newtown.

Thanks sweetie, one can only hope.

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It's crazy how many people still think this actually happened.