Would you care to read my draft 50 fic? In mine, “Shmannah” a young woman who hears slutty voices in her head falls in love with “Schmedward” a wealthy businessman with a dark past. But can Schmannah cure him with her sparkly vagina? Or will she choose her friend Schmacob who is a poor but has abs (spoiler: no!)? Oh…

The description’s poorly worded. My guess is that he was working underneath the car when the jack broke? Or it was on a slope and the car rolled into him?

Everything I’ve seen him in outside of Star Trek he’s been unrecognizable, just phenomenally excellent. I didn’t think Trek knew what to do with him except turn Vs into Ws and be young.