I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

yes, but there's a cycle to product development, one important step of which is releasing it into the market to get a much larger sample set for rooting out issues (like: the iphone, the car, the plane, computers, or why some families have 6 kids). telling people to stop trying to help other people because it doesn't…

I *do* miss them baking the donuts in-store :(

It's strange that despite his massive fame, I never thought the tabloids and press would exploit Robin Williams in this way. He was so damn loved, I feel like even those who weren't fans would at least be like, "but I did like Mrs. Doubtfire" or somesuch. I guess it's not weird that the vultures would circle in this…

I'm going to express an unpopular opinion here, but skinny jeans do NOT work on everybody. If you're like me, and have thighs that are wider than your hips, the only thing that skinny jeans do is highlight that shit. In my experience, skinny jeans are the WORST. Give me straight-leg any day!

Well, you can tell him that all us Jezzies are behind you!! And he would be our hero!!

This shelter is right near me and I have a tuxedo cat (who is fixed) I really want another kitten and now that I know there are oodles of tuxies right near me I don't think I'll be able to resist.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

I HAVE NO IDEA. HOLD ME.

WHY WOULD YOU MIX RANCH WITH YOUR SWEET TEA OH MY GOD.

Hey guys :) I haven't been very active on here this week, it's been so sad and crazy I couldn't really find it in me to have much to say. I hope everyone is doing well.

BOOM! I'm making a human, y'all! Found out yesterday it's a girl, and all her measurements are right on track for 27 weeks. I was hoping for a boy first, but I'm seriously relieved that I no longer have to have the argument over whether or not "Angus" is a good name. It's not.

He is perfection, so perfection would not have pores~ Whether this is a picture of a wax Prince, or a picture of my Prince, I will treasure this.

You are always worth it. Don't forget that. Also, the Gawkerverse needs you.

UGHH MY HEART HURTS SO BAD RIGHT NOW :C :C :C make it stop

I'm still bummed that Carnivale is off the air.

Just this.

As a plus sized lady, I would like to say I don't want high end shit. I want affordable shit that doesn't look like it came out of a garbage dump from the 70s. Fuck you, giant flowers over everything! Who is the asshole who started that? Do they think I'm trying to camouflage myself as a fucking garden? I don't want…

I would say the facekini things are relatively new, but the visors have been around for a while. I also see these, like, half-facekini things that cover those nose down, allowing women to wear sunglasses. Always in cars that are fully swagged-out with a cartoon-festooned neck bolster on the driver's seat, tissue boxes…

Cute, but nothing tops this dude.