This is exactly what’s going on in the HuffPo comments section as we speak. *bangs head against wall*

I’m over at FAA headquarters in DC and can confirm that his picture is literally an empty white box in the main entryway. Been that way since inauguration. My eyeballs are thankful every morning.

OMG I live for their food truck out here in the desert of nothingness that is L’Enfant Plaza. That damn fried chicken on a doughnut bun sprinkled with Old Bay is enough to make me cry.

I can only go as far as Pentagon City before I catch a rash. I immediately go back to my side of MD.

Thank you. I just didn’t think that while I was praying Jesus was looking at my kneecaps. But it was always “don’t question god” even if there wasn’t scripture about hot ass pantyhose.

Can they adopt me?!? I swear I’m housebroken.

The day I verbally said out loud that I was an atheist was both freeing and terrifying. I’m a black woman so it was like committing social suicide. Religion was beat into me from birth but it never clicked for me. I remember catching a beating because I said “Why does Jesus  care that we’re wearing pantyhose in 100…

OMG you too!! My mom busted me doing this and told me I’d get worms from eating ramen noodles raw. Challenge accepted. God that sodium powder was soooo good.

I legit snorted! This is #LifeGoals. What other way is there to live?! Let the peons know!!

I’ve been here 13 years and it’s 50/50. The younger transplant crowd dresses pretty decent, the locals are ok, the older govt worker is not going to stand out. I’ve been working at fed govt agencies for 10 years now and if you even change your hair (dye it) or wear shoes other than black people will stare at you. It’s…

I just don’t understand why it looks sooo dry and ratty. I mean there’s to many weave options out here to have a weave that literally looks like a dead squirrel and a dried up bird’s nest on your head. Who is her stylist? Why? She needs to come over to Prince George’s County and get hooked up. But we might be to…

I read this while eating a chicken club!!

My gawd this is glorious!! I caught a damn chill reading it. I bet he stopped that bullying shit pronto!

My god. The shoes, the fugly purses, the tulip skirts. It’s like Wall Street in the 80s minus the coke.

YASSSS Desperado is my shit!!

Welp...here come the tears.

DC at #13. Yep I’m ok with that. We’re always in the shadow of all the other big East coast cities but since we have a metro that doesn’t run 24 hours I’m not gonna complain.

Yep. I grew up across the water in Hampton and the entire Tidewater area is just a blob of suburbs. Virginia Beach has ‘beach’ but that’s par for course when the the entire area is surrounded by water. Nothing to write home about.

Your plan worked perfectly. I’m giggling at my desk using my imagination of RuPaul saying “hallelujah”

Same here. If you dare to put a banana peel in my trash can at my desk I will lose my shit.