Alien snake things hate it!

Ever since I drilled my own headphone jack, it won’t work right.

Isn’t the bottle neck for most renewable energy sources the battery/storage? Collecting enough energy to power Japan for 50 years in one storm is nice, but it means diddly if there isn’t a reliable way to store that massive amount of electricity in one go.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

“People said I was crazy, but I found a piece of hat with Alan Grant’s DNA on it, so I did what any rational scientist would do - I created a perfect clone of Alan Grant. Thousands, actually. And I built a theme park where these Grant clones get to run free, in their natural habitat”

There is no such requirement in the US, although many places you can get photos taken seem to enforce that standard. The actual regulation says “neutral expression” which can include smiling to some degree (as long as it isn’t “excessive”).

My parents having sex on the floor of the living room when I was a kid. They don’t know I saw them. It was late at night about 30 years ago, I was supposed to be asleep, and I can still picture it like it was yesterday. I remember thinking “you will never unsee this.” And I was right.

Urine big trouble if this happens to you while streaming wirelessly. Apple shouldn’t stall, and quickly offer something in loo of completely wireless if they are jockeying for a number one slot and want to keep a leg up. Offering a dongle could hold water. Maybe they should they slash the price on a replacement pair…

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Dirtiest highway exit sign in America in Troy, Michigan

Sounds mean? Maybe you and I are working from a different reference point.

I’ve always found it funny that it is “Humane” to put down animals that are in pain, but not other humans. Why is it OK to prevent the pain of animals, but not other humans?

Please, people, take your Samsungs back for the recall. It's not worth it.

In Soviet Union, bears arm you!

The other day I uploaded a video of the engine in my car because I wanted to solicit input on whether it was time to perform a repair or not and almost instantly I got an email saying it was sexually explicit.

my elementary school had a dome just like that same size. We would swing and play tag on it. The entire class could. It was awesome, no way a district would let this fly now.

This is absolutely disgusting.

I changed the rules, Kobayashi Maru-style.