Happy birthday!

If you were looking for a gift for me, here it is. http://deadspin.com/mario-b…

NBC schadenfreude never stops being funny.

I knew @avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus was Gwenyth Paltrow this whole time!

um…what

She's playing at a literal bayou?

I don't think think the tolerabillity index has ever been good at staying fresh.

I wish I had chose that as my username :(

old people, amirite

This surely won't result in overkill and declining ratings with each musical. That won't happen.

agreed.

TUSK!

I pray to god the super bowl is exactly like the eagles/lions game.

You are 100% correct about Houston.

Eh, its ok. Nothing new.

I heard a few people making the argument that Auburn should be ahead of Ohio State, since they barely beat Michigan. But everyone forgets Auburn barely beat Missisippi State

Can't give away my secret, sorry

I pretty much only wanna shop at h&m now, so that

the following

Twitter, mostly