I'm done with this world for now.

Scary Monsters is definitly better than Outside.

Why do you hate me so much?

The Astro's league has won the last 4 All Stars Games because we are model franchise.

Funny story, actually! Months ago, when this article came out, I tried to comment on this article on my phone. But, I couldn't comment on my phone at the time and the Unposted comment stayed in the comment box. Fast forward months later and when I figured out how to comment on my phone, I decided to go through old…

I have your baby in me, giraffe!

One more, you say? *Wondo rips out Landon Donavan's heart* that counts as a galaxy, right?

Huh. At least Dad is gonna continue.

The USMNT has outscored their last 3 opponents 16-2. lets continue kicking everyone's ass and hope maybe that Wondo continues to be an amazing destroyer of all galaxies like he has been all Gold Cup.

Inner…..inner city…..inner city pressure

I was on the bus a few weeks ago and had a juggalettle spotting! She said that people don't understand how hard it is for a juggalettle in this world.

That actually is pretty awesome. Why don't we do that?

Do I have to give a shit about the home run derby? Because I kinda don't.

Marlins have already contacted her about joining their rotation.

So, will FXX move to basic cable?

"Now I know what chicks feel like" http://deadspin.com/5951054…

Well, this world is pretty godawful.

I haven't watched sports center in like 3 years. So, they can continue ignoring hockey all they want. I'll just continue ignoring them.

I quite enjoyed the new season, haters be damned.

But, they were!