Awww :)

Your worst nightmare.

Shut up, doofus!

Do you think about me every day?

YESSSSS! I'm out of town, and on the day he announced he was joining the Rockets, my dad didn't find out until like midnight. So he called me when I was already asleep just to share his excitement.

Hey, nerds.

Thanks.

"What is wrong with you?"

Stomach viruses are the worst.

Speaking of, at least we have Sorkin's Steve Jobs film to look forward to.

10 years ago we had Hope, Jobs, and Cash. Now we have shitty biopics about 2 of those 3 people.

Yep, this is the most spot on review yet.

I love this series so much, but is every game gonna go into OT?

Awwwww……you guys are going on a date! Is Stephen jealous?

I had incredible sex, and now dad is dead.

So, is this movie gonna be amazing?

Still not the strangest news involving a Basic Instinct cast member.

This is the most epic Lou Reed has ever been. I'm kinda scared.

Then again, who would want to go to Dallas?

Monarch references watches Game of Thrones, a show that wasn't even on last season.