Wow. The Glee club is really bad at hiding.

Down Syndrome Girl? Rachel hasn't been in this episode!

The text scene was creepy as fuck.

Best story ever.

I went to the Jimmy Buffet Grill. I'm not proud.

Glee taking on school shootings and catfish on in the same episode? Truly, they are the masters of social commentary.

Your Song is totally about school shootings.

Big Man With A Gun-Nine Inch Nails

This is gonna either super offensive or too dumb to be offensive.

Well, i'm sure it will be better than the glee school shooting episode.

Someone please gif that for me.

So, we don't go for the automatic A for every AHS episode?

Yea, I kinda hate this so far.

No cover sleeve for Big Yellow Joint?

It all stems from the time Mike Meyers held a sign pointing at Dana Carvey that said "This Man Has No Penis".

Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says

It was 45 degrees this morning in Houston. Mind you that it's fucking April and should be in the 80's at the least.

Its super fucking weird that Zito is actually good again.

Whenever fans complain about slow starts, I should be quick to point out the 2005 Astros started 15-30 and ended up winning the pennant.

Ugh, this puppet episode is going to be dire.