You guys are this year's Red Sox.

The Marlins are actually a AAA team that somehow got into the Majors, so at least we got that over them.

Disastros.

Hey man, Texans will get past the divisional round eventually. We'll probably lose in the conference championship, but we'll still get there.

Less, cause I love Stockton too.

Ugh, I hate hate you for that.

We should all do a role call for your favorite sports teams on here so we mercifully make fun of each other for liking said team. I'll start. American Football: Texans Basketball: Rockets, Baseball: Astros, Hockey: Canadiens, Football: Dynamo and Everton.

Fuck you and your talented and wonderful team.

repeat to yourself: "we're not the marlins."

Baseball is back! The only upside to this season is the Astros might not be the worsts team in baseball anymore.

Oh. Interesting to know

Wait, cam is prison wine? Who is Phel?

don't forget lobster's many accounts. Lets spit on their grave.

OH my god, roobles is 16?

Your acronym made me think of Young Cash Money Billionares

The Fez should get billing in the cast like the dog from 7th Heaven.

Oh god, 7 and Ace would be so awesome.

I kinda envy you for that.

To be honest, I don't like watch any individual sports at all. Minus tennis.

Fuck you, Batdance is amazing.