Oh, wait. He's dead. Zombie Bill Walsh!

Maybe if they promoted it…..

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joesph McCarthy.

I love that. You can totally tell Skip is close to losing it.

What about PTI? I haven't watched that in years, either. And First Take is the worst show on TV, isn't it?

Fun fact: The Texans have won more playoff games since 2012 than the Cowboys have since 1996.

Tony Romo is now the highest paid Cowboy ever.

Or Bill Walsh.

What teams did you pick?

I may hate LeBron's fucking guts, but damn if I don't respect him.

Hopefully never.

If i've learned anything from march madness, it's that i'm terrible at picking final four teams and they should never play a basketball game at cowboys stadium ever again.

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I take that you never saw the trailer for the haunted box of porn movie.

Does Madea make an appearance?

Is ATH any good? I haven't watched in a few years, so my memory is hazy.

I've made a final decision. Everton is my EPL team now. They have Tim Howard and have had Landon Donavan on loan a couple of times, so that's my reasoning.

Yea, I don't hate the Heat because i'm white. I hate them because they're the new Yankees.

Right now: i'm leaning towards Everton. And it's entirely because of Tim Howard.