I hate Chelsea as much as the next man, but nobody can say that Willian doesn’t look like a likable guy.

Genuinely the only likable Chelsea player, this makes too much sense.

Oh man, that’s the coolest.

If even half of this is true, then right now I kinda hope that Luke Kuechly breaks his fucking spine on Sunday.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

Thank god he and his co-host thoroughly explained every single joke, I doubt I would have gotten them otherwise.

I watch these Fallon clips and I just think, “If Johnny Carson were alive to see this, he’d be hooked up to an IV of gin and assfucking Angie Dickinson instead.”

Most Likely To Fail Upward

Guardiola, at a Manchester bakery: “One shit-flavored birthday cake, please.”

Boom.

Please go find me a licensable photo of Owen Hanson. Thanks.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

The federation saw decades of Furia Roja teams stacked with talent fall hopelessly short at World Cups and Euros because Barcelona and Real players couldn’t stand each other. They’ve finally seemed to get past that. They don’t want one player undoing a decade of good work.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

Roses are red

Roses are red