Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

The TRX is a great training tool, but $100 is still a little much for some nylon straps.

The TRX is a great training tool, but $100 is still a little much for some nylon straps.

“Our best player wants to be paid the type of money that good Premier League teams pay their best players? Why, that’s outrageous, we should clearly sell our best player instead.”

It’s truly shocking that they aren’t winning titles, let me tell you.

yeah so sell the two players that give the team the best chance of winning something. makes sense

I worked security for the Cubs for three seasons, and Schilling was the one guy whose shitbaggery stood out heads and shoulders above the rest.

Over the summer, Curt Schilling threatened to punch my friend (who used to work in the Sox front office) in the throat on Facebook.

Doug Glanville always seemed like a really nice guy.

“Doug Glanville already gave me one” is somehow the best comeback I have ever heard

There’s absolutely no other evidence of Curt Schilling behaving in an asshole-ish fashion, so clearly this story must just be an outlier. (sarcasm font)

Least surprising asshole by 1000 miles