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Parkour with guns? That's the premise of Mirror's Edge.

Stick with your big guys in flashy armors. Us guardsmen will be down here, y'know, defending the Imperium of Man and all that from the heretic, the mutant, the xeno. And all we need is a flak jacket and a flashlight.

Well of course Crysis 2 will rack up 90's ratings when EA pays off the reviewers.

@Raso719: @BubbleF**kingBuddy: Wow, what a terrible stereotyping post.

What a lazy fucking thing to do as a writer. "Uuh, well, we can't think of a villain, so let's have the Russians invading the US!" Really fucking lazy.

@ding-dang: That looks absolutely terrifying.

Daniel Dociu is a spitting image of Father Grigori from Half Life 2.

@Kanji08: Actually, the guys call-sign was "Akula", which is Russian for shark. Appropriate, really.

Just a stargate behind that door, nothing big.

Amazing, absolutely amazing to know that our little blue planet could fit many times inside one of those massive eruptions.

@JordanGold: Will Jobs be shot in the back by a crazy man reading Catcher in the Rye, too?

@noobmcnoob: Are you saying you've never once dropped your phone? Ever? At all?

Seriously, whose bright idea was it to give a device that should be able to take punishment a GLASS back cover. Great job, engineers.

@taniquetil: Well, I hope they're at least on probation.

Hold on, so these guys robbed a place, committed assault, and were released? The fuck is the local PD thinking?

Blizzard art has nothing on the Guild Wars/GW2 concept art.

What if we build a normal sand-castle and cite Minecraft as the theme?

@Raunchy Goblin: It really is an insult to griefers, lumping them in with WBBC .