Wow. I bet you're the kind of person who protests for black lives because you're white and can do better at articulating their injustice, too....

Well, it's December 2014. And since the Guardian has referenced this silly, angry, predictably-Jezebel essay, here are a few observations.

And whose brand, and whose appeal? Marketing is a bit more targeted then that, especially when over a billion dollars of marketing and brand endorsements is represented in a single cell phone photo. If it's marketing, it's the single-most expensive bit of product placement and endorsement in the history of mankind. …

Wow. You added a spectrum analysis. Base time correction, too? You get paid for this?