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As a postal employee, I’ll tell you another way to support the USPS: Vote for Joe Biden in November. The new Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy, bought his appointment for $1.2 million in donations to the Trump Victory Fund. He’s now implementing new policies which prevent us from delivering the mail on time, leading us t

I would pay *checks wallet* $1.38 to see someone ask him what he thinks the difference between “mail-in voting” and “absentee voting” is. As I'm sure he won't give a coherent answer, I'd set aside an additional 27 cents for the reporter who asks him follow-up questions.

Every moron who voted for him or refused to vote at all should be shamed til the end of their days 

Condolences on your loss, truly. 

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Whenever I think of Hollywood names, I think of what it would have been like if the 1960s “Vikings” film had a cast with their original names. ‘Izzy Danielovich, Bernie Schwartz, and Ermes Borgnino are: the Vikings!’

He claimed that he got every question right, even the last 5 supposedly very hard questions... A few problems with that:

Not all dementias are created equal, either. My dad had frontotemporal dementia, which affects executive function first (think judgement, foresight, appropriate social inhibition). He “aced” a MoCA-type test at a point where he was unmistakably impaired, and probably would have continued to score pretty well until his

I just can’t get enough of this comment.  

Someone in my family was developing signs of dementia and we had her tested three times at the hospital only for the results to come back normal, even though she was often experiencing vivid delusions. We couldn’t get anyone to take it seriously until she pulled a knife on someone during one of them.

She’s now in an

To be fair, with the amount of (what normal people would consider private) information this family shares with the world, how was Kanye to know where the line was?

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28. Bonnie Tyler, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (1983)

A more cruel person might wish ill on these people.  Might, for example, wish the novel coronavirus somehow struck them down more viciously than it does others.

She has dated a series of high-profile men, so draw conclusions about that as you may.  I suspect the entire Trump clan has been so damaged that they can only see relationships as fundamentally transactional. 

I don’t know her (and I’m usually not so proud to proclaim my ignorance). So I’m asking: is there any way she’s not just taking him for a ride, in order to promote her own brand, whatever that may be? I mean, these two humps... they’re flat-out using each other, right? He knows her cooking is for shit and she knows

Saw it described as the Happiest Plague on Earth.

I wouldn’t want John Lewis mentioned in Dirt Bag.  This is a gossip article, and he is much more deserving of an article that is just about him, and his life.

This is not a breaking news site, but even if it was you think that honouring John Lewis belongs in “Dirt Bag” and not its own feature, where it’s not condensed to a bullet point? It’s a blog. Give them a minute so they can write something more thoughtful than throwing it in with “Diane Keaton looks for a fork”.

I thought it was just me!!